These are only funny for Koreans or those kyoppos like me who get them.
What do you call a pre-occupied bean? kong beejee
what do you call a broken bicycle? mot-tah-cycle
where do lettuces worship? at a sang-choo-ary (sanctuary)
what do you call a big napkin? HU-ji (huge)
wanna hear a family joke? gah joke
what did one forehead say to the other? .. ya eemah!
what do you call a smelly bird? nem seh
what do you call the burnt rice at the bottom of a rice cooker? bobby brown
what is the vampire's fav drink? koh-pee
why did the korean smoker go to the horseraces? mal-bo-ro
what did the small fish say when he got eaten by the big fish? Oh-dheng!!!
what did the byun tae say to the mushroom? oht buhsut!
what did the cat say to the sheep to make it go away? GO YANG EE!
what do you call a hairy robot? tul-min-a-tuh!
Why don't lobsters share? They are Shell-fish
What did the bread say when it ran into the wall... ppang!
What did a cookie say to another cookie when it wanted to leave...gwajah
What do you call a 5 year old onion? Oh-nyun
What celebrity can you trust with your luggage?Jjim Carrey
How did the ice cream get into a car accident?Cha Gah Wah Suh
What did the fish say when it lost its bones?Oh my ga shee
What do u call a corny soup?Ssulung tang
what did song say to mong when he told her he was leaving the country? donk-go, mong
What did the truck say to the bread? Bbang Bbang!
What do you call a cute guy with no ears? Gwee-up-dah!
What did the mama turkey say to the baby turkey? Gobble - ji- mah!
Crap, I'm too Americanized. I don't get any of these jokes.
ReplyDeleteMiYon, you should learn Korean and come back to your roots.
ReplyDeleteThese jokes are so stupid they're hilarious!
I just came up on this pretty randomly but I have to say this is pretty hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAnother good one is:
What do you call someone who's really Gay?...
Muji-Gay!
ahaha, I don't get the shellfish one though.
Thanks for your comments and welcome, Anonymous! Thanks for you joke too.
ReplyDeleteShellfish= selfish lobster invertebrates
But how is that a konglish joke?
ReplyDeleteIf you're talking about the shellfish joke, it's because a lot of Koreans pronounce "s" with "sh". So, instead of "selfish", it's "shellfish". Another example would be "shupermarket" instead of "supermarket."
ReplyDeleteok heres two more:
ReplyDeletewhat did the bus driver say to the egg?
get-ran
where do grandpas go to find love?
e-halmony.com
Which country has the best fighters? -Chil-leh (Chili)
ReplyDeleteWho IS the best figher? -Pele
What did the watermelon to when it got sued? -Sue back
What did Justin Timberlake say when he saw rice on the floor? - Dirty Bab!
Goodness I love Konglish jokes
it makes sense if you can understand korean...for example, the one with the fish losing its bones. oh my ga shee sounds like "oh my gosh!" which makes sense to english speakers. but ga-shee means the fish bones in korean...
ReplyDeleteand dont go mong means butthole...
and for the vamp's fave drink, koh-pee sounds like "coffee," and it means nose bleed in korean.
just some examples.
hey some of the jokes are wrong, like its not as funny if u write about the fish eatin da other fish. it should be what did the male fishcake say to da female fishcake? see its better wen he says o deng!...
ReplyDeletehey some of the jokes are wrong, like its not as funny if u write about the fish eatin da other fish. it should be what did the male fishcake say to da female fishcake? see its better wen he says o deng!...
ReplyDeletei have one
ReplyDeletewhat did the little boy say to his grandpa when the mountain was burning?
San Ta Halabuji!
these are good
ReplyDeletei have one too
what do you say when the dodgers lose?
dah-jeo-suh
What do you get when you put a jacket in a blender?
ReplyDeletejahmba juice
heres one of my favs
ReplyDeletewhat does satan wear when he's cold?
e-bul(blanket)
ahahahaha
another joke
ReplyDeletewhy did the Dodgers lose the tournament?
Da-Juh-Suh
Lol some of them are really corny but some are nice. i got some too
ReplyDeleteWhat did a rabbit who was riding a motorcycle say to a tiger?
Ta-ee-guh
What do you call a dead almond?
DiAmond
What do you call a dead ice?
Die Bing** (diving)
What did a korean said when the waiter said water is self served?
What are you talking about? Mool is WATER!! (usually koreans say Mool oon self ib ni da when water is self served)
What do you call a rooster's wife?
Dak chuh
What did a kimchi mandoo say when he was confessing to a kimchi?
Neh ahn eh... Nuh it da!
i noe few more but can't remember rite now xD
whats da strongest meat?
ReplyDeleteso sse-ji
how much is a korean blanket?
ee-bul
what does a fish say wen its put in hot water?
oh deng !
i knew most of these..
ReplyDeletei LOLd on the e-halmony though HAHAHAHAH
How do you send your tooth through the mail?
ReplyDeleteE-mail.
what did the sandal say to the heel?
ReplyDeleteLookin gu-du!
okay ready ? why did the fly go to the hospital? palee ah puh suh
ReplyDeletewhy did the mosquito go the the hospital? mok ee ah puh suh
BAHHAAHAHAH
i got one ^^
ReplyDeletewhats a halabuji's favorite type of money?
Hal-money ^^
I admit sum r hilarious but others r just bad jokes.
ReplyDeleteI hav one 4 u:
What do you call someone who does weather reports on the sun?
heh ree po tuh (Harry Porter)
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
ReplyDeletee-halmony.com
so funny
how much does a firearm cost?
ReplyDeletepal bul
Where do Yu-dae-een (유대인) keep their money? In their Jew-money (주머니)
ReplyDeleteWhere to Australians keep their money? In their hoju-moni (호주머니)
ㅋㅋhaha
What do you call cheap mexican meat?
ReplyDeleteCarne ASADA! ah~ Sa DA!
Made that one up myself
http://www.youtube.com/user/robertyoon?feature=mhum
What do you call a broken down 오토바이? -- mot-tah-cycle. (못타) <<<--- This version is funnier. ;o)
ReplyDelete3 people die god told them they could choose an animal and get reborn as them the 1st person said cow, the 2nd said mouse ,third said bird and they all got transformed into a so-se-gi
ReplyDeletewhat do you call a fat japanese lady?
ReplyDeleteakamoko tomoko
ㅋㅋㅋ 귀없다 ..귀엽다 That's my favorite one on here
ReplyDelete글쎄요.답이 영어로 써 있어서 좀 이상해요.
ReplyDelete예를 들어 답이 코피이면 coppi라고 써 있어서 처음에는 커피인 줄 알았어요.
What do you call a mama who likes to put people
ReplyDeletein sleep?
마취.the letter 마 kinda sounds like ma and
마취 means to put people in sleep using a special
medicine usually in hospitals.마plus마equals 마마.마마
kinda sounds like mama.
Made it myself as a Korean Canadian.Thank you for other
jokes too,
I tried so hard to try and understand these jokes... but i just dont get them... i swear that if jin from bts would read these jokes i am sure he would die laughing and rolling on the floor
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